(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

daniellmicheall:
“me
”
daniellmicheall

me

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

kartuzi:
“IG: tonimahfud!
”

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

brain:
i see you're trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years

Get to Know My Characters

jubilalant

Is there a character you want to know a little more about? Well step right up and drop their name in my box–and I’ll tell you more about them. (Reblog to have folks do this for you) You’ll get to learn:

01. Full name:
02. Best friend:
03. Sexuality:
04. Favorite color:
05. Relationship status:
06. Ideal mate:
07. Turn-ons:
08. Favorite food:
09. Crushes:
10. Favorite music:
11. Biggest fear:
12. Biggest fantasy:
13. Bad habits:
14. Biggest regret:
15. Best kept secrets:
16. Last thought:
17. Worst romantic experience:
18. Biggest insecurity:
19. Weapon of choice:
20. Role Model:            

strangelyschizotypal

*hears a group of people laughing* my paranoid ass: great what did I do this time

Im like the gayest gay of all the gays
— says me, a bisexual
i'm also a we.